You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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