last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Green mimosas i think yes
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
And then he peed in my hair
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