No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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