She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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