8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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