I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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