Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
