woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sorry my hands just texted you
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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