The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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