it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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