pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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