office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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