i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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