is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
