what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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