okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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