i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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