Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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