just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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