You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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