new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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