let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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