I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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