Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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