great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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