to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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