found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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