The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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