she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
