That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
please don't ironically join a cult
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