it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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