I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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