Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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