he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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