it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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