Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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