Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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