we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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