I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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