I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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