The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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