Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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