Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You can make out without kissing
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