so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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