gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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