windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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