How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
