I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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