Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
vagina is talking i cant
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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