They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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