i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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