C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
