i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm both gender and math confused
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
